So on January 26, 2005, we packed up once again and made ready to move elsewhere. We’ve lived in Camp Cooke, Taji, for the past three months, said good bye to a couple of heroes, and made ready for the election that was to be our biggest mission. Our main headquarters was located inside an abandoned mall. It was cool. Walking around at night was like living a live zombie movie. My buddy and I found a kitchen with a big meat locker. We went all the way to Triple Dog Dare to look inside, we agreed to change subjects and carry on.
The elections went extremely well, thanks to Maxwell House. The army runs on coffee and duct tape. The experience was new. The mighty Army of the United States had everything, computers, satellites, portable internet service, even toilet paper. However, the toilets were forgotten. I have seen some amazing things in my life, but soldiers can get really creative when the turtle wants to poke its head out. Garbage can inside a wooden box with a hole on top, a chair frame, with the seat cushion punched out, set over the Iraqi toilets (like Asian toilets, a hole on the floor), I’d hate to have been the one to f@#% up and get stuck with shit burning detail. I regret that I didn’t take any pictures of such inventions, but I’m sure somebody did. Anyways, the elections were a complete success. On the 2nd of Feb, we migrated south to Camp Liberty, and that’s where I am now, with Tootsie, my valentine.
To the left is my old trailer in Camp Cooke
The pic on the right is my new home now in Camp Liberty.
This is the Mosque of Evil A tactical checkpoint outside the mall That's me outside the mall
No that's not Tootsie, that Lambo!
That's Tootsie! She's all that and a bag po ta to chips.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY!
HOPE YOU'LL GET LUCKY JUST LIKE ME!
Comments (12)
lol....seems like youre getting my action than me even when youre in the desert....sad...hahahhaha
atleats some one is getting some,hahahha
happy valentine! hahaha
Hey deary!!!! Happy Valentines day...hope you and tootsie are able to make a romantic day/nite of it...hee hee. Glad ur ok...take care!!!
Hahaha....you are so silly!! Happy Valentine's Day to you too. *XO*
hahahha, glad you got a valentine date every night over there.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. MISS YOU =]
happy valentines day...just make sure you're not a catcher! =D
O_O...freak....Happy V-Day all the same
o.o I think all the army stuff is driving you insane. Now back away from the blow up doll. Back away...
hahha happy vday! When you get back I'm sure you'll have tons of real chicas fighting to be your vtine! hehe.. Miss you...
hmmm...did tootsie make Derek happy?? I see a smile on your face, LOL!
Hey Derek,
Things are good here. Chinese New Year was good....although some of the lion dances were done by white guys.
Hope to hear from you soon.
hey Derek, glad to hear from you. Thanks for the heads up, I didnt know that Shu did that stuff.. it would be great, if he can help us out.
Hey man, be safe and let me know when you get back , I would like to see all of you's, SHU , PETER, JACK etc, havent hung out in a long time.
btw, Joanies having her baby soon like this week , i think .. wells, keep in touch dude!
take care of yourself !
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